This one is all whining.

BAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I SICK.

I just. Why? I -never- get sick,and now I've gotten retardedly sick twice in like, 35 days. I was fine Saturday- a little headache,but nothing major. Then I woke up at 4 on Sunday morning with chills and a fever. WTF, body. W. T. F.

Fortunately, I have a whole new set of symptoms so it's exciting and new every day!  The best one, in my humble snot-ridden opinion, is the pain I've had in my upper row of teeth/gums. Like, I lie awake fantasizing about ripping out all my teeth and filing my teeth down to nothing. Orajel is currently my best friend.

Can't shake this fever, though. I think if I could stay home and sleep one day, I'd be doing awesome, but we're so short handed at work I'd have to get a doctor's note or I'd get written up. (and going to the doctor's office would be pointless- I'd be more likely to pick up something worse while in the waiting room.)

Tonight's the night. Gonna break this fever tonight!



P.S. my husband has requested I tell the world about his brilliance, er, his new journal.